fern wood ba (hons) Illustration

 

Hello and welcome to my portfolio site. I seem to illustrate many things but mostly I like to illustrate children's books. I even illustrate my own  stories for children. I like that because then I can do anything I like. My stories are a tad bazaar and many have no moral inclination, often a shaky connection to reality and I doubt children would learn anything from reading them. Hopefully they entertain and make people giggle, laugh, cry or feel queazy.
 
 

©2009 Fern Wood

 



 Things about me:

I like binary, it makes simple uniformed patterns and though I can't read it I know it says something. I love the smell of cucumber. I put baby oil in the bath as it makes the water act oddly on my skin, I imagine in the way water off a ducks back to look. Proverbs are brilliant, my favourite is an old Japanese one, 'There is no economy in going to bed early to save on candles if the result be twins.' I drink Rooibos tea but I don't really like it.